Immigration authorities around the world need our help!! Use this website to contribute your ideas or proposals for an elastic test that can be devised to eliminate undesirable aliens.

For an elastic test to be performed on our subject, the criteria are:
1. it must evidence tangible qualities of elasticity
2. it must produce a public performance
3. it must yield objective measurements
4. it must be possible to first establish a local standard against which the foreigner can be measured to determine if she passes or fails the test

Send us your ideas and suggestions for elastic tests. Include as much specific information as possible from the list below:

-Describe test idea
-Materials needed
-Actions required
-Intended audience/location
-Estimated duration
-Types of measurements

Selected submissions will be reviewed and developed into performances. Remember to include your contact information